Submit a Story

Notes and rules:

1. Only stories that you or someone you know were involved in are likely to pass muster; this isn't a forum for stories that someone who a friend that your cousin knew read about on the internet.

2. The editor reserves the right to adjust your story for grammar and spelling but will generally leave your content and structure intact. You will be contacted if some gaping hole needs plugging or other change is needed.

3. You are not required to make up fake names to protect the innocent (or guity), but do not use anyone's last names, including yours. Celebrity or business names are okay as long as you're not making them look too evil or stupid.

4. Don't be too raunchy or grotesque. Deliver your story as you would to a crowd of savvy but civilized adults, as opposed to a crowd of horny pirates.

5. Understand that only the "best" stories (as qualified by the admittedly biased editor: me) will make it onto the site. While your story may be shocking/bewildering/heart-rending/knee-slapping to you or your buddies, it may not be as effective with the general public. Don't get mad if your story never shows up, just assure yourself that the editor as a jackass.

Your first name:
City and state of residence:
Email or web address (optional):
Story type: (you may check more than one)		Funny Amazing Bizarre Inspirational Other
Suggested story title:
Tell your story (3000 character limit):

"Legal" disclaimer: I feel that I should include some sort of disclaimer here even though I have no intention of doing anything with your story other than publishing it on this site, but it should go without saying that once you click the button below, I am under no obligation to pay you or anyone involved in the story whether or not I make advertising money as a result. If anyone involved has serious privacy concerns (despite the fact that only first names are used) then I will gladly remove or alter the story in question, but you will assume responsibility for any damages that occur before it is removed. In short, I'm not writing the thing, I'm just giving you the platform.